The Orioles are Quaking in their Boots
Well, well, well. Look at what we have here. The lowly Baltimore Orioles are hosting the big bad Yankees today and I could not be more excited. The Baltimore Orioles' biological father, Gleyber Torres will be chomping at the bit to pick up where he left off against them last year. Gleyber hit .394 with 13 HR and 20 RBI in 18 games. Man, I guess it can't really get worse for the Orioles can it?
Oh, wait. IT DOES. Gerrit Cole the human pitching machine is on the bump tonight and there s not a chance in hell the Yanks lose this game tonight. I would bet every single dollar I have ever made on this game if I could. I guess it can't too much worse for the O's though, right?
Oh, wait. IT DOES. Giancarlo Stanton and Aaron Judge are baptizing baseballs right now too. If I had to predict the final score of this game... hm.. 12-2 Yanks. Yanks by a million tonight.